Ten Things You Should Know About Roma Kimmy

How in the world do you just pick ten? Sigh, here goes...

1. Queso is like the nectar of the gods to her.
2. She still moves with the grace of a ballerina.
3. She's my Lesbian Incestuous Twin. Wait, we're not twins...
4. She has more balls than most of the men I know. Figuratively speaking, of course.
5. She's fiercely protective of those precious to her, but not so protective as to bite her tongue if/when they fuck up.
6. Her favorite flavor chapstick is Dr. Pepper.
7. She has more pairs of leather/pleather pants than anyone I know. Pulls it off well, too.
8. She can't rollerblade due to the ingrained toe turn-out from years of dance training.
9. People love to know her, keep in touch with her, and make it a point to never piss her off.
10. Her sex drive is like that of an 18-year old boy. And her current pole loves it.

Like #10 is a bad thing. Pah. Add sking to #8 also.

#10 is a very good thing. At least I didn't mention the wet spot. Oops...

Yes, for someone who is not into golden showers, I do indeed have an absurd need for rubber sheets.

We are never gonna get any work done now are we?