I'm thinkin' Blogger sort of sucks for this continued conversation stuff

Anywho, continuing from yesterday's dilemma...
I like Orgasmatron (who doesn't?!?), but it still seems too nice. I guess I'll have to get over it.
It *is* too nice, if accurate.

The Orgasmatron Commitment Press?

I think that's about as accurate as it gets. I have yet to update the FavMondo with gory boring details, but the phrase "I want to grow old with you." was used two weeks ago.

I still have the hives to prove it. Thank Saint Fuck that he hasn't mentioned crotchlings again.

Which reminds me: There is nothing in this world that will smash your biological clock to pieces faster than hearing your boyfriend's sister and your boyfriend's best friend's partner discuss labor and the various ripping, cutting, pushing and pulling that ensues.And then...

...they turn to you and say "Your turn next. When are you guys planning on having kids?"

*runs screaming from the room*
Which reminds me - Grams asked when we're having kids again. I told her she'd have to wait quite a while, unless she wanted us impregnated by one night stands or sperm donors. (That's pretty much the same thing, though, right?)
There are still scars on my tongue from the many periods of Secondary Virginity the previous three years. It was either self-mutilation or getting disowned for saying

"You gotta have sex to have kids, Grandma, and unless the Immaculate Conception happens directly after the Immaculate Orgasm To End All Orgasms, the Coming of the Lord will be happenin' in the Holy Jizz Rag."

The Orgasmatron Commitment Press? It sounds like a workout maneuver which involves quivering and running simultaneously. Now *that's* a way to get a workout.
Is it possible to run while your thighs are quivering?!

Prolly not, but it'd be interesting to try.