Love 'er...

...but I'm gonna feckin' smack Lil'est Sis when i get 'ome in 15 minutes. The turkey print will rival the former trihawk.

Then I'm gonna take back my keys and force her to stay out of the flat all day tomorrow until sunset.

If yer gonna sit on yer arse watching the English cable channels all day WHILE IN ROME, of course yer gonna be 'omesick.

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So. Many. Things. To. Say...

1.) Threaten to make her scrub the bathrooms. That'll make her go outside.
2.) Is this her way of pouting since Ma didn't let her change the ticket?
3.) Tell her I want my effin' money back, since it was an apparent waste of cash Next time, if she doesn't want to go, she should say something before the damn thing is bought.
4.) Also, tell her that "wet blanket" syndrome doesn't run in our family, and to grow the fuck up.

On second thought, don't say No. 3, but you have full license to tell her Middle Sis is fuming over here on the other side of the Atlantic.

And your Cockney accent is dead sexy, sweetie.