Jesus H. on a stick...

...the chirping crickets sure are loud, here. I've even forgotten in which color I post. So, burgundy it is - for now.

Let's liven it up just a bit.

You have:
- an avocado
- a jar of peanut butter
- super glue
- liquid latex
- $300
- a limo
- a trunkful of wigs and 18th century costumes
- a laptop with wi-fi
- one bottle each of red and white wine
- your childhood teddy bear
- one red rubber nose
- a box of plastic wrap
- 25 gallons of ice cream
- a box of markers
- 5 boxes of condoms
- earplugs

How would you use these all in one night?

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I was all set to write some Dali-esque pyschosexual perv fest until I read:

- your childhood teddy bear

And I just can't involve Teddy in anything so sordid. Teddy is sacrosanct. You could have written "Our grandmother" and it would amount to the same thing.*

Your teddy, on the other hand...

>:D

* (almost)